Sources report that it’s the time of year when every high school chorus in the nation begins practicing Green Day’s “Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)” in preparation for the end of the year concert.

“I’m vying for the solo in the first verse,” reported all high school seniors in chorus. “It’ll be a great end to my high school chorus career.”

Sources report that one kid in every chorus is currently trying to convince his teacher to let him play his guitar for the song.

“Feel free to move around and emote during the instrumental part,” announced every high school chorus teacher in unison.

At press time, all the choruses were trying to decide whether to wear all white or all black for the concert.

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