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According to Lauren Rollins ‘16, the entire population of the world has been relentlessly harassing her about her weekend plans. “Everyone has been texting me asking if I want to go to the movies,” she said. "Everyone is so persistent. But I’m like, I just want to sleep!" The entirety of the world’s population was additionally disappointed to hear that Rollins wasn’t up to see the new Ryan Gosling movie, because she’d had such a busy week balancing her five classes with her business internship, part-time job and elementary school math tutoring. Previously, Rollins reported that “everyone” had been pestering her about which Spring Weekend concerts she was attending. Rollins had been planning to sleep through the entire weekend, but because everyone was texting her so frequently, she couldn’t sleep anyway, and reluctantly attended the concerts.
