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Every member of the Chicago-based Melkin household has an entire other family that they’re keeping secret, a recently published report reveals.
Kenneth Melkin, 48, was seen kissing his wife Anna goodbye as he stepped out the door for a “business trip” to Colorado, the excuse he was using to drop off a secret anniversary present to the Aspen businesswoman he’d impregnated after a post-conference mixer and proceeded to visit and live with every week.
Last Wednesday, mother Anna Melkin reportedly dropped her 11-year-old twins Sarah and Jessica off at day camp, from which they were surreptitiously picked up by the state representative who believes them to be her adopted daughters. Ms. Melkin herself was revealed to consider the Melkin household the secret family she keeps from the husband and son, who are under the impression that she works as a foreign service agent currently stationed in Marrakech, she left in Toronto.
The copious amount of flight time necessary to keep up the charade among the Melkin family is made possible by no two members being home at the same time.
The report goes on to reveal that every member of the secret families has a secret family on the side, and that if you go back far enough everyone is related to everyone else.
