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Everyone On Bus Acting Like Guy Reading Mein Kampf Isn’t There

Published Friday, September 16th, 2016

Sources report that everyone on the 3 from Providence to Warwick has tacitly agreed to pretend that the guy reading “Mein Kampf” isn’t there. “I don’t think he’s reading it for school or anything like that,” said passenger Mark Plimoth, nervously eying the otherwise normal man finishing up the trade-union chapter of Adolph Hitler’s autobiography. “It’s not illegal, but it might as well be. It’s anti-Semitic at least. They say ‘see something, say something,’ but that doesn’t really apply here, does it? It’s unclear, so I’m just going to sit here uncomfortably for the rest of the ride.” At press time, everyone was averting their eyes as the odd man closed his book with a satisfied grin and fell asleep.

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