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FBI Agents were seen kicking around snow to make sure nobody was hiding under it.
“Gonna find him any minute now,” said FBI Agent Sandra Keys as she shuffled around a snow-powdered front lawn. “It’s a waiting game. While we do know from security camera footage that we are looking for a large male, we are unsure as to whether he put himself in a shrinking machine within the last 24 hours that would make it so he could hide between blades of grass. Better be safe than sorry.”
“We have some of the best brains on the case,” said Keys as she walked by a posse of FBI agents reading Horton Hears a Who! “We are looking into whether he could have fled into a nearby speck of dust. Nobody expects it, but our boss Kash Patel tells us to expect the unexpected.”
At press time, an innocent small man hiding under a thin layer of snow didn’t love being kicked like that.
