Reports suggest that meeting your roommate’s parents this family weekend will explain why your roommate is so weird.

“I was really curious as to why my roommate is so odd,” said freshman Nick Tort. “He speaks in riddles, writes for the Indy, and only listens to Euro-techno-hyper-pop. But after meeting his parents, I kinda get it.”

“I actually haven’t spoken to them yet,” Tort continued. “It’s not even necessary though. His dad has on a Death Grips shirt and I overheard his mom asking where she could catch an a cappella concert. Some traits are clearly genetic.”

At press time, your roommate’s younger brother was surprisingly normal.

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