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Ferrari Announces New Car Will Loudly Go Speed Limit

Published Friday, October 25th, 2019

In a recent press release, Ferrari CEO Lucas Cabella confirmed that their new car will loudly go the speed limit.

“It’s our loudest engine yet,” said Cabella. “Cars will pull over behind you, neighbors will call the police, all because everyone is so impressed by your loud engine."
The engine of the upcoming Ferrari 498 is promised to sound like it is driving at a reckless 80 miles an hour no matter its actual speed. From school zone to highway, the engine will roar the same.

“It’s all thanks to the ingenious innovation of our engineers,” Cabella continued. “They ripped the muffler out.”

At press time, Cabella promised that future models will burn your tires off no matter the power of your acceleration.

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