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According to recent reports, bro comedy film “Two Guys and Boobs” is sadder in French.
“They just don’t make breast jokes like this anymore,” said local bro Noel James, chuckling and grabbing his pseudo-boobs as he watched the English version of the “Two Guys and Boobs.” “It does not get better than tits––I mean this!”
Upon watching the same film in French, James had a much different reaction to the movie that gives more screen time to boobs than any female character.
“It was beautiful,” said James, tears welling in the corners of his eyes. “Cette fille a vraiment de gros seins!”
“They truly do not make art like this anymore,” said James, rising to give the French edition of “Two Guys and Boobs” a standing ovation. "That one scene where the boobs rest above simmering bubbles in a hot tub, posed in such a way that you know exactly what they’re thinking–It’s incredible!”
“When they showed the boobs in slow motion, during the wet t-shirt contest,” added James, forming a slight smile, “They bounced so poignantly across the beach. I knew I was seeing something impactful."
At press time, James was seen laughing through the English dubbing of Les Miserables.
