Despite never attending class this semester, reports indicate Marissa Lance found the final unexpectedly hard.
“Yeah, I don’t know any of this stuff,” said Lance trying to remember which lab section she was in, “to be honest I thought this was going to be mostly true or false questions. I did do the first discussion post, so it’s a little unfair that I don’t even know the first question.”
“When I opened the textbook for the first time yesterday, I didn’t understand anything,” said Lance after turning in her final. “How am I supposed to do well if I can’t even cram the night before? It’s definitely looking bleak right now, but I doubt anyone could memorize an entire textbook over the course of one night.”
At press time, Lance was seen feeling hungry after skipping lunch.