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Opening the direct flight from Boston to Austin with a stunning rendition of Delta’s on-board regulations, flight attendant Marshall Blake delivered a safety performance of a lifetime, sources report.
“Every time I’ve been on a flight with him, he has given it his all,” longtime Delta client Guy Schwartz noted. “It doesn’t matter if we’re going from New York to Atlanta, if the flight is first thing in the morning or at the dead of night. Every flight with Blake is a new chance to experience truly compelling performance art in the sky.”
Chief Pilot Tom McClintock says he never thought Blake would get so into demonstrating proper passenger conduct in case of an emergency, but every week Blake seems to bring something different to the script.
“In case of an emergency,” Blake said, followed by a slight cough—a cough which many passengers saw as a dramatic choice, “oxygen masks will drop from overhead. Please place the mask on yourself before helping others.”
At press time, when asked if he ever thought his demonstration would become such a cult hit, Blake noted, “I’m just doing my job.”
