Giving a bashful little flick of its tail before swimming under a local whale hunter’s boat, a total flirt of whale is driving local grizzled whale hunter so wild.

Maritime sources confirm that Captain Bahboo is absolutely frothing at the helm of his whale-hunting ship ever since his little captain hat fell into the water and the whale salaciously juggled it into the air a few times before putting it on and swimming off.

“Cap’n has been grabbing at the railing, ready to dive in at the slightest provocation,” said one of his young deckhands, Samuel Goodsman. “This whale does one of those frisky rolls where you see just an peep of fin and suddenly Cap’ just looks ready to risk it all..”

“That dallying lit’l tart knows just how to heat me up,” said the Captain, standing on a prosthetic leg from the time the whale coquettishly bit his leg off. “I can’t dream about anything else but those two soulful beady eyes staring at me across the ocean, beckoning me to come in with nothing but my harpoon…"

In other news, a group of young boys stranded on an island are gonna cause so much drama.

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