Micheal George, a foolish man, has let his hubris get the better of him and is attempting to balance a glass of water on his bed. “The table is a little too far away, but I’m sure this will be fine,” stated George, his sinful pride convincing him that he is somehow superior to his fellow man and that he will succeed where generations of others have failed. “I’m going to prop up the glass with a blanket, for extra support. Plus, it’s not like I’m moving around a lot in bed anyway.” At press time, George was facing the reality of God’s fiery wrath and atoning for his arrogance as he attempted to use a towel to soak up his spill.

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