Devin Reynolds ’21 has been showing too much fondness for the co-ed bathrooms in his dorm, sources on the second floor of Jameson report. “Freshman are usually a little bashful around the whole co-ed bathroom thing," said Reynolds’s floor RPL Monica Pickett, adding that it usually takes freshman two or three weeks to get used to it. "But Devin’s pretty psyched about the whole thing. It’s a little creepy. He keeps putting up new co-ed bathroom signs because he wants more of them.” At press time, Devin was seen purchasing tampons and urinal cakes.
Freshman A Little Too Enthusiastic About Co-Ed Bathrooms
Published Friday, November 3rd, 2017