As Halloweekend approaches, a freshman friend group is desperately trying to come up with a 19-person group costume.
“Maybe we could go as the cast of Gossip Girl, but like also the characters who only had a one-episode storyline,” suggested leader of the group Renee Crinkle, certain that these 19 people would be her best friends for the rest of college. “Or what if we were an entire basketball team, including subs?”
“What if we went as the average size of a kindergarten class in a public elemen- tary school?” added Crinkle optimistically, convinced that every person in the group is equally close friends with each other and must all be part of the same costume. “Hear me out – we could be the Duggars!”
At press time, the group decided to all just go as cowgirls because everyone already owned a flannel.

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