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Friend Losing In Mini Golf Pretending They Haven’t Been Trying Anyway

Published Friday, November 1st, 2024

Sources report your friend who was losing at mini golf is now trying to convince everyone that they weren’t even trying anyway.

“I don’t like to take things like this too seriously, it’s just a stupid game after all,” said Donovan Chen, swinging his tailored PXG 2024 steel putter around as if to emphasize how silly he thought this all was. “Why even keep track of points anyway, all that does is make people feel bad. I mean, I don’t care that I’m losing, if I actually tried I would be doing a lot better, I’m just a little tired today.”

“Everyone knows mini golf is just regular golf for idiots. It’s actually not really worth my time to put effort into a game that’s just a smaller version of another game,” continued Chen, who had begun hitting other people’s balls into the water. “Can we stop pretending like I care about who wins this juvenile game? As if I don’t have way more important things to concern myself with. I could win if I tried, but unlike everyone else, I’m not a loser who thinks hitting little balls into holes is a good time.”

At press time, Chen was claiming to just be “very out of practice” at pool.

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