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Friend Recommending Show Wants To Tell You How It Ends So Freaking Bad

Published Friday, March 17th, 2017

Visibly buzzing at the idea of being able to tell someone the crazy plot twist in the season finale, Henry Mars ‘18 wants to spoil the show he’s recommending to a friend so freaking bad, sources report. “You didn’t watch ‘Westworld’?” said Mars, excitedly launching into a list of reasons why his friend would love the show. “It’s all about a world where you can choose to wear the white hat or the black hat but in the end… Oh I shouldn’t tell you any more because it gets so wild. I wouldn’t spoil it unless you wanted me to. But they’re pretty long episodes and you might not get to it until the summer so maybe I should just tell you now. No, you know what, just watch it.” At press time, Mars was seen digging his nails into his palms to try to will himself not to tell any spoilers.

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