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Much to her friend’s dismay, Valerie Bitcoff reportedly took off her shoes, and later her socks, during a library study session.
“We arrived to the Rock with shoes and socks on, and were studying like we usually do. But then I noticed Val slipping off one of her Onitsuka Tigers under the table. I thought it would stop there. I was like, ‘Okay, she’s just getting comfortable.’ Not that weird,” explained Tasha Jackson, who now compulsively checks that all feet in a room are clothed. “But after a few minutes, she reached under the table and pulled her socks off. She was literally talking through a problem as she was doing it. I think she thought she was being discreet, but she even walked to the bathroom without socks on. I’m permanently disturbed. We haven’t spoken since.”
At press time, Bitcoff was been seen putting her shoes and socks on before sex.
