Local sources report that local man Jason Rogers has declared “Game Recognizes Game” despite being a poor example of game. “You have to give it to Brock Purdy; he’s been lighting it up for being drafted as Mr. Irrelevant.” said Rogers, who needs a break after walking four flights of stairs. “Game recognizes game.” Quick continued speaking about subjects he had no business asserting his personal authority on. “I called it last year. This 49ers team has that dawg factor. I saw something in them,” continued Quick, who recently quit his swimming lessons because the chlorine dried out his eyelids. “Game recognize game.” At press time, you should probably hate the player as much as you hate the game.

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