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The Brown Noser

Gas Prices Drop Below $4 For First Time Since Last Time They Were Below $4

Published Friday, September 16th, 2022

Drivers report that gas prices have dipped below $4 for the first time since the last time they were below $4. “I can’t remember the last time gas prices were this low!” exclaimed area mom Sarah Smit, forgetting that prices were this low the last time they were this low. “Guzzle guzzle guzzle goes the gas pump!” At press time, another source reported that today was the hottest day on record since the last hottest day.

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