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Last Friday, Juju Jackson ’28 was seen taking her GBF Hunter Brady ’28 on a little stroll around the park.
“We just love getting to gossip and talk about things like techno and Brat. We’re so Brat. This is so Brat,” said Juju as she placed a choke collar leash on her homo honey. “We love spending time together and getting absolutely white girl wasted at Ego.”
“Fetch,” Juju said, as she hurled a bottle of poppers into a field of grass. “Go get it boy. He loves this, trust me. Go get it.”
“Honestly, I’m starting to feel a bit tokenized here,” said Hunter as Juju began to tighten the choke collar. “Wait, nevermind. Ha. Let’s go gossip about boys and do coke off the Sephora makeup counter. Yas.”
At press time, Hunter was told to sit, stay, and strut.
