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Girl From Hallmark Christmas Movie Realizes She Doesn’t Need Successful Career In New York, She Just Needs Farmer Ed Lovestone

Published Friday, December 8th, 2023

After arriving back home for the holidays, Hallmark Christmas movie protagonist Willow Stevens realized she does not need a successful career in New York City, she just needs farmer Ed Lovestone.

“I have been so foolish to think that my executive marketing job in the city was anything close to fulfilling,” said Stevens, daydreaming about mucking out pig stalls hand in hand with her beloved Ed. “He’s everything I need and more. The best Christmas gift I could ever ask for.”

“I did have to go through four years of college and a few soul-crushing time periods of climbing the corporate ladder, but farmer Ed showed me that none of that matters when it comes to personal satisfaction,” exclaimed Stevens, glancing over at her hunky farmer getting the chow ready for his goats. “All I know is that I love farmer Ed, and I need to spend the rest of my life with him in this charming small town.”

At press time, a girl from a Netflix Original movie realized the boy she had a fake relationship with was not all that bad in the end.

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