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Girl named Emma who visited Paris this summer seriously debating whether “Emily In Paris” caption would still apply to her Instagram photo dump.
“When you think about it, Emma is basically just a shortened version of Emily” professed sophomore Emma Hill, intently scrolling through 117 nearly identical photos of her posed in front of the Eiffel Tower to determine which to post. “I think I can get away with it. I mean, how could I not use that caption? It’s so fitting. I was literally Emma(ly) in Paris.”
“Besides, a lot of people have told me I vaguely resemble Lily Collins, so the caption just could not be more true,” continued Hill, now onto sorting through the multitude of photos of her wearing a beret in front of the Mona Lisa. “And like, come on, it’s as if the show is based on my life. I was literally an American who went to Paris this summer. It’s like Emily and I are genuinely two sides of the same coin. Okay, it’s settled – I’m using the caption.”
At press time, girl named Summer super confused why everyone has been posting love letters to her on Instagram lately.
