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Girl Scheduling 35-Minute Meals On GCal With Friends Acting Like Her Time As Precious As The Pope

Published Friday, October 27th, 2023

Junior Jessie Bauer has been acting like her time is as precious as the Pope’s while scheduling 35-minute meals on GCal with friends.

“I’ve just been super, super busy lately with classes and clubs, but how does a 35-minute Vdub lunch sound? I have an opening on the 7th of next month at like 2:20 pm,” suggested Bauer, threatening to offer that time slot to someone else if her friend did not confirm their plans within the next 5 minutes. “I don’t mean for our friendship to feel so structured, but tons of people are trying to schedule meals with me and frankly, my time is incredibly valuable.”

“I know, I know: 35 minutes is a short time, but I’m a busy gal-what can I say” continued Bauer as she sent out a GCal invite for their meal and impatiently waited for her friend to confirm yes to the notification on the spot. “But I am thrilled to catch up and fill you in on everything that has been going on in my busy, action-packed life. Let’s just say there is a lot to discuss-on my part.”

At press time, Rivera was excited to “totally do this again!” sometime before graduation in two years, assuming her busy schedule permitted.

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