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In recent news, Jocelyn Monroe ‘24 is wondering if posting her situationship’s shoe is too significant of an announcement for what they are.
“Because I’m like, definitely not single, right,” said Monroe, carefully cropping a selfie of her and her current romantic affiliation so that her Instagram followers will only see her and a vague toe of a Converse shoe. “But like, there’s no label. We’re together but without the label.”
“We’ve been together for four months now,” continued Monroe, editing her image with a fastidiousness and commitment that her situationship somehow lacks despite the fact that they’ve spent a combined 500 hours together and plan to live together next spring, “And he’s a really important part of my life and I know that he loves me a lot. So any day now he will ask to be official, I just know it. He’s just super busy right now so our relationship is not the biggest thing on his mind.”
At press time, Monroe had accidentally tagged him in the aforementioned photo and was frantically deleting the whole post.
