Sources close to the Almighty say that He will start clearing His browser history on a regular basis. He became interested in permanently deleting previously viewed sites after learning that that “isn’t what the red X does.” “It’s not like I’m trying to hide anything,” remarked God, “I’m just looking to free up some space to increase my browser speed. Thinking about switching to Firefox. People tell me Safari’s super old.” The All Powerful then added, “Also got a lot of pygmy pigeon porn on my history, don’t want any of the kids to see that.”

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