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The Brown Noser

Adam Kopp

Writer (Retired)

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Father Happy to Take Your Friends Out to Dinner | Nov 02 2012

Shortly after arriving in Providence, Eric Martin informed his son Trevor that he would be happy to take his friends out to dinner. Though it was originally planned to be a dinner for just the two of them, Martin thought it might be fun if Trevor asked a couple of his pals if they would like to tag along.

God To Delete History, Reset Top Sites | Sep 07 2012

Sources close to the Almighty say that He will start clearing His browser history on a regular basis. He became interested in permanently deleting previously viewed sites after learning that that “isn’t what the red X does.” “It’s not like I’m trying to hide anything,” remarked God, “I’m just looking to free up some space to increase my browser speed.

Freshman Decides It's Too Late to Ask Girlfriend's Name Again | Nov 04 2011

Following weeks of deliberation, Kevin Rodgers ’15 has come to the conclusion that it would probably be a bad idea to ask his girlfriend of three weeks what her name was again. He did, however, express optimism that if he happened to hear it one more time, it would definitely stick.