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Good Skydiving Instructor Very Clingy

Published Friday, November 1st, 2024

According to a recent review, Mark Fleming is a good skydiving instructor and he’s very clingy.

“Mark has really stuck with me through the whole process and made sure my jump felt safe. From start to finish, he’s basically been glued to me," said the client as Fleming asked her who she was talking to. "He asked if he could sit by me on the plane ride up since he didn’t know any of the other instructors on the trip. And during the jump, he held on super tight.”

“I highly recommend using Mark as your guide because he gave me so many useful pointers,” added the client while Fleming read her texts over her shoulder. “After we suited up, he harnessed us together and hasn’t left me ever since. At one point, another jumper asked me if I was nervous, and Mark told me not to talk to them. Probably because he didn’t want me to get too psyched out.”

“I would give Mark 5/5 stars and highly encourage you to do your jump with him," the client said while Fleming asked if she liked other instructors better than him. "He did so well that we landed 15 minutes ago and all those harness buckles are still connecting us! There was no way we could’ve been separated in the sky!”

At press time, a good therapist was being nosy.

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