Chortling in a huddled circle, a bunch of silly pranksters Sharpied a penis onto the forehead of their passed-out pilot.
"My favorite moment was when Steve added a few curly pubes to the balls," said goof-off Evan Gregs, hurtling over the Atlantic Ocean at 750 miles per hour. "How'd this guy even get through pilot school being such a lightweight?" "Chris got a little too into it at one point and started marionetting the pilot's arms into the Macarena," continued lovable rascal Dave Smith, losing 200 feet of altitude a second. "At that point, we all kinda had enough and went back to our
seats to rewatch the Snapchat highlights." Meanwhile, on Pennsylvania Avenue, a bunch of hooligans keeps duct-taping the guy carrying the nuclear football to the wall.

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