Sources claim that last night, Grandma commented “I miss you” under a Facebook post containing an AI-generated video of a cat eating an ice cream cone.

“You know, he was such a sweet boy, and I always liked him, that cute thing. He was so crafty, catching mice and bringing them to me. What a riot. Well that must have been back in the sixties, right after Kennedy was shot,” Grandma explained while swiping through other Facebook garbage. “Now, I know that he wasn’t so bright, and a little piggish, hands always in the refrigerator, and he loved when I let him eat the scraps from the beef tongue. Just threw them on the floor, and he went crazy, he would eat anything, that poor thing.”

At press time, Grandma spent four hours attempting to purchase a ticket to Wicked on the Amazon Prime Video app.

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