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Gut Trying To Earn Man’s Trust Back

Published Friday, December 5th, 2014

After years of motivating poor personal and professional decisions, reports indicate that area man Peter Ortega’s gut is now trying to earn his trust back.

“Me am gut. Peter trust gut before. Trust gut on everything,” said Ortega’s belly. “Pete was ‘go with gut’ kind of guy. Then one day, gut make ‘crazy’ suggestion to invest all money in cool ‘glasses for dogs’ startup. After that, Pete change. Now more like ‘go with brain.’ Me am sad gut now.”

Sources report that Ortega has lately been using his brain to mull over each of his decisions carefully, seeking advice from his friends and parents.

“Gut am sorry for road rage, Pete,” added Ortega’s burbling paunch. “Gut am sorry for break-up. Gut am sorry for bar fight. Gut am sorry for tattoo. Gut am sorry for everything. Gut am trying!”

“Gut trustworthy. See? Gut make many good suggestion right now. Brush teeth. Eat salad. Say ‘please.’ And so on,” said Ortega’s gut.

“Gut change for Pete! You trust gut again. Good. Now, what think about invest in roller skates for dogs?”

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