Sources report that this guy on a first date loves his little brother or some other annoying bullshit like that.
“Yeah, my little brother is actually really important to me,” said Mitchell Wester, flashing a stupid smile. “He gets bullied sometimes and it’s been really hard for him and honestly, I swear, it breaks my heart.”
“We have like these inside jokes and stuff, it’s hilarious,” continued Wester, while having dumb facial hair. “If this goes well, which I think it is, I’m sure you’ll meet him.”
At press time, Wester’s best friend was his mom.