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In an adorable scene out of SV last week, it was revealed that the guy half-yelling in your face at the function probably wanted to marry you, settle down, and have kids.
“What’s your major?” Max Klein screamed into your ear at a deafening level, demonstrating his potential desire to make you his bride. “Oh, IAPA? Cool, I’m Econ. Yeah, Business Track. Haha.” he continued.
“I have a record player in my dorm,” Klein continued, showing his willingness to build a life together. “I could show you it if you want? It’s pretty cool. No yeah I have a roommate, but I could definitely text him,” he concluded, displaying his willingness to problem solve in your eventual marriage.
At press time, the girl asking you for answers in ECON1490 definitely wants to be best friends.
