Sources report that local hamster Dr. Wiggins desperately wishes he was fed regular hamster food instead of miniature plates of spaghetti. “It was cute the first time, but now, I’m honestly sick of it,” stated Dr. Wiggins as his owner set recorded the next installment of their viral TikTok series. “I mean, I’m a hamster for chrissakes. All I need is some kibble, a little seed mix, and a carrot every once in a while. Is that too much to ask?” At press time, Dr. Wiggins was drinking a tiny glass of lemonade and wishing his owner would let him use an upside-down water bottle like the other hamsters.

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