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Surprised viewers of “Undercover Rim Sluts IV” reported that the fourth installment in the popular URS series was shocking, vulgar—and the single most moving love story they had ever experienced.
“Well, that was hot and all,” remarked viewer Harold Mack. “So hot. But also incredibly beautiful. I don’t think I’ve ever connected to a couple of onscreen butt fuckers like I did with [protagonists] Katrina and Big Daniel. I don’t think I’ve ever cried at a movie, period. Now my body’s all confused.”
Mack went on to praise the moving reconciliation scene, in which Katrina explains that she hadn’t been able to look at a man’s butt since her father had his own butt chopped off in Afghanistan.
“Every actor dreams of landing a role like Big Daniel,” said veteran porn star Randy Wentz. “The fight for Katrina’s affections between him and Stud Rockwell—two best friends who had literally laid down their lives for each other, for God’s sake—makes their eventual decision to poop on each other’s bellies devastatingly tragic and inevitable.” Wentz’s co-star Hector Ramos has won particular praise from critics for his depiction of Stud Rockwell’s inner conflict between serving his country as an undercover rim slut and pursuing his feelings for Katrina, a Russian national.
“The raw depth of the love between Katrina and Big Daniel is incredibly powerful,” wrote Village Voice film reviewer Jessica Bowman. “When they shared their first kiss on the dock of her grandmother’s lake house, well, I just about lost it. I almost wish it hadn’t been followed with seven minutes of close-up anal bead insertions. A-minus.” Bowman also responded positively to the character of Katrina’s elderly mentor and sex partner, portrayed by character actor John Hurt.
“This is a huge leap for the Rim Sluts franchise,” said writer-director Arnie Huntsman. “To be sure, our first three installments covered some important ground—you won’t find a more in-depth dissection of the mechanics of rectal manipulation on the books. But we wanted to ask the questions about butt fucking—why does one fuck a butt? for how long? and at what cost?—that only cinema is truly equipped to ask. To be honest, it’s almost as if we could have made this same exact movie without being so explicit about all the butt fucking, and people would have still enjoyed it. Is that crazy?”
As of press time, “URS IV” had already drawn comparisons to such films as “Hot Cocks 7,” generally agreed to be one of the most in-depth explorations of what it means to be a father ever put on film, and “Assterisk,” a graphic sex romp told entirely in intricate Edwardian sestinal form.
