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On a rain-filled Tuesday night, heartbroken Norma Rosario was spotted sulking past her ex-boyfriend Steven’s house on Google Earth.
“I can’t just let him go. We meant so much to each other,” sniffled Rosario, tears running down her face as she dropped the little orange Street View man in front of 67 Parkview Road. “I had to see him. At least one last time.”
“When I saw his ‘97 Sedan that died two years ago, all I could think of was the memories we had in his current car,” reminisced Rosario, fondly stroking her mouse over the blurred license plate. “I had thought of going up to his door, but some force wouldn’t let me.”
“I just wanted to see if he was okay,” continued Rosario, clicking the arrows back and forth and up and down the road so as to not seem suspicious. “I thought we were meant to be together.”
At press time, Rosario drunkenly deleted her and Steven’s shared Netflix profile.
