Why, hello there! Allow me to introduce myself. I’m Marissa Jennings, and I’m a part of the incredibly fulfilling Senior Class Gift Committee. Oh! You wonder what that is? Let me hashtag explain it to you. We are a lit group of so many cool people who all share one marvelous thing in common – a love for the Senior Class Gift. Have you received the past 2473 emails and texts I have sent you? They kinda tend to disappear somehow. It’s so strange. If you did receive them, what are you waiting for, crazy kid? Fill out our application! We’d love to say we will accept anyone to our leadership position, but this role is actually super competitive. We will read your application never before accepting you, so make sure to put in your best foot forward. Oh, and what is the Senior Class Gift? Allow me to explain it in short and sweet terms! We basically want our seniors to donate to us so they can leave a long-standing legacy. It’s quite on fleek if you ask me! And yes, it’s a real legacy, we obviously still remember how generous the Class of 2007 was with their donation. Or was it 2013? Anyways, enough of me and more of you, cool kid! Make sure to hit me up in my addy if you got any questions about our dab-worthy application. Keep your eyes peeled for another message from me in 2h39min03sec!

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