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Hey Folks We’re About To Hit Some Turbulence. SO GET UP OUT OF YOUR SEATS AND LET ME SEE YOU SHAKE WITH IT!

Published Friday, November 3rd, 2017

Hey folks, we’re getting word from the pilot here that we’re about to hit some light turbulence. We will have to postpone the rest of the meal service. But we won’t be hitting the seatbelt light. BECAUSE WE WANT TO SEE YOU GET UP OUT OF YOUR SEATS AND SHAKE!

The pilots are telling us this won’t last long. It’s only going to be a bumpy ride for a few quick minutes. SO BETTER MAKE THE MOST OF IT AND HAVE SOME FUN! LET’S SEE YOU MOVE WITH IT!

Make sure all your belongings are secure underneath the chair in front of you and, importantly, that you’ve loosened nothing in the overhead compartments, cause WE DON’T WANT THAT GETTING IN THE WAY OF YOUR MOOOOOVES! LET’S SHAKE WITH THIS TURBULENCE! REALLY LET GO IN THIS TURBULENCE! RIDE OUT THIS TURBULENCE!

We ask that anyone still in the bathroom makes their way calmly back to their seats. BECAUSE WE DON’T WANT YOU TO MISS THIS! WE’RE GONNA LET LOOSE! WE’RE GONNA HAVE FUN! BUT WE DON’T HAVE ALL DAY! LET’S SEE YOU SHAKE!

I see some children making their way out into the aisle. We ask that parents make sure children aren’t moving unattended throughout the cabin. KEEP THEM AT THEIR SEATS AND MAKE THEM DAAAAAANCE! WOO WOO! WOO WOO!

Okay folks, the pilot says we’re coming back into calm skies. Flight attendants will come around with the meal cart momentarily. Again, thank you for flying Jet Blue and we’ll be back out here with you again once we land in Naples.

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