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High School Sweethearts Bonded By Fact They Were Both 15 At Same Time

Published Friday, February 16th, 2024

According to sources close to Steve and Peyton, the highschool sweethearts are forever bonded by the fact that they were both 15 at the same time.
“I just know I’ll never have what we have with anyone else,” cooed Peyton, mainly referring to the fact that they were both born in 2009 and both took Geometry the same year. “I can’t believe I already met my soulmate.”
“Having shared values is so crucial to a healthy relationship,” noted Steve, alluding to their shared commitment to graduate high school in 2027. “That can be really hard to find.”
“Some experiences just bond people forever,” added Peyton, likely either referring to the fall homecoming dance or their 8th grade field trip to the waterpark. “I could never be with someone who doesn’t know that part of me.”
At press time elderly couples across the nation revealed that the secret to a long, enduring marriage is being in too deep to back out now.

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