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Madam Secretary Hillary Rodham Clinton has started a new campaign to encourage students to PokemonGo to her lecture on campus.
“I hear you kids think PokemonGo is pretty rad,” said the former Secretary of State in a video posted to Facebook. “I don’t know who created PokemonGo. But I want you to PokemonGo to the 104th annual Stephen A. Ogden Jr. ’60 Memorial Lecture on International Affairs.”
“My lecture is fast approaching… In just under a Fortnite, I’ll be in Providence for a low-key kickback with my squad,” Clinton posted to X two days ago alongside a clip of her hitting the floss in a pink pantsuit. “Talking diplomacy, women’s rights, and the role of the university in democracy will be a total ‘Victory Royale,’ amiright?”
“Y’know, when I was helping root out Osama Bin Laden, I was so nervous, my body was fidgeting, and my head was spinning,” said Clinton during Thursday’s lecture. On cue, campus security ran up and down the aisles passing out fidget spinners to spectators. “Get it? Fidget spinning."
At press time, former Secretary of State Condaleezza Rice was spotted flipping two water bottles at once to entice students to come to her Ogden Lecture.
