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The Brown Noser

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Love Letters Between Lockheed Martin, Christina Paxson Leaked Before Divestment Vote | Nov 01 2024

Leaked letters between University President Christian Paxson and weapons manufacturer Lockheed Martin reveal that the two parties were engaged in a months- long affair ahead of October’s divestment vote. “Sir Martin, my love, your affections took me by such surprise,” wrote Paxson in a pink-penned letter from Septem- ber 1.

University Calls In A Cappella Exterminators To Clear Arches After ADOCH | Apr 29 2016

Pulling out a number of old-timey looking pitch pipes and blowing into them to humanely tranquilize the pests, a group of a cappella exterminators swept through Wayland Arch Monday to clear out an infestation of singers that had taken root as part of A Day on College Hill.

Karaoke Machine Breaks at Japanese Student Association Party, Rioting Ensues | Nov 30 2007

At about 11:30 pm last Friday, an angry mob of Japanese students gathered outside of New Dorm B and made its way up Thayer Street looting and burning shops, according to Providence Police. At the height of the riot, there were an estimated 97 students involved.

Native American Studies Seminar Cancelled for Columbus Day | Oct 24 2007

Students of NAMA1020: Reservations about Native Americans were ecstatic to learn that the seminar, which meets on Mondays from 3 - 5:20 p.m., would not convene on October 8, which was also Columbus Day this year. Meghan Welan '10 relayed the joy she felt when she heard the news.