History concentrator Jim Dickens has reportedly landed a coveted summer internship blowing the dust off of big, old books. “I was able to network with my professor’s friend who is an absolute giant in the dusty old book industry, and he hooked me up with this sweet opportunity,” explained Dickens as he put on a fancy little pair of white gloves to touch the gross old books. “A lot of my friends are having trouble finding an internship where they delicately remove dust from antique texts with a single puff of air, but I guess I got lucky. If I do well in this internship, I might be able to turn it into a career of blowing dust off of books… but I’m getting ahead of myself.” At press time, a Literary Arts concentrator had just secured an internship looking out the window and watching the rain.

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