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The Brown Noser

Hockey Player Wishes He Brought An Extra Sweater To Game

Published Friday, March 9th, 2018

According to sources from TD Garden, Boston Bruins defenseman Zdeno Chara wishes he brought an extra sweater to the game tonight. “It gets cold out there on the ice,” said the veteran defenseman from Slovakia. “My mom always tells me I need to layer up, but I guess I thought I could tough it out.”

Throughout the intermission interview, Chara had goosebumps visible on his arms and his teeth were chattering. “I always forget how cold the arena gets. These jerseys are just too thin!”

At press time, Chara took to the ice to begin the 3rd period wearing a hoodie and holding a steaming mug of hot chocolate.

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