Waving his hand in a show of friendliness, your hostel roommate Axel Franz greets you with an exuberant “Hallo!” and his pubes all over your shared sink. “So, where you are from?!,” asks Franz, shamelessly aware of the gift he left in the only source of running water you have for the next three days. “Ahh, I have been to the US before…Go Yankees! Best Team!” At press time, Franz left you with both memories of your sightseeing adventures and of him having sex in the bunk above your head.

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