Cracking a slight grin as he caught a glimpse of his reflection in a window, sources report that area hot man Doug McBriddle smiles a little every time he remembers that he’s hot. “Oh yeah, I’ve got it going on,” McBriddle muttered under his breath, a movie-star smile spreading across his chiseled face as he was again struck with a reminder that he exceeds conventional standards of attractiveness. “That’s so great for me. Can’t help but smile at that!” At press time, McBriddle frowned a little every time he remembered his personality was shit.

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