Wednesday, April 14, 2021
Partly Cloudy icon Partly Cloudy, 64°

The Brown Noser

Hunter Gives Off Major Gatherer Vibes

Published Friday, March 12th, 2021

According to other members of his prehistoric tribe of early hominids, Khork — a skilled hunter — really gives off major gatherer vibes. “It so hilarious! Cavepeople stay thinking Khork gatherer! Maybe it the pattern on Khork loincloth?” grunted Khork with a tone of voice that to other cavepeople totally makes it seem like he enjoys scavenging for seeds and nuts. “It like, Khork fully have nothing against making collecting berry for feed tribe, but that just not for Khork. Khork love run and shoot arrow into mammoth for make bring back to fire. That where Khork feel most like Khork!” At press time, Khork had painted tons of mammoths on to the wall of his cave in a transparent attempt to assert his hunter status.

Article tools

Search The Brown Noser

  • Loading…