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I Dreamt I Was Shot Point-Blank In The Head Again, But Otherwise I Am Doing Well

Published Friday, March 11th, 2016

I dreamt I was shot point-blank in the head again, but otherwise I am doing well.

It was night, and we were outside. My father tied my arms and legs together and told me to kneel. My closest friends and relatives made a circle around us, chanting, “Bitch pig! Bitch pig!” Then my father shot me point-blank in the head.

Crazy dream. In other news, I’ve been practicing yoga regularly. So calming!

What else… Oh! In my dream last night, I watched my sister give my mom an abortion, and the fetus pulled out had my face. Then my mother handed the aborted fetus to me and said I had to put it in the paper shredder. I refused, and that’s why I got dragged into the mob circle and was eventually shot.

Shot point-blank in the head. By my father.

But, I’ve been really into smoothies recently, and that’s revolutionized my breakfast routine. Today I experimented with kale, banana, almond milk, cinnamon, and spirulina.

Absolutely delicious. The spirulina makes the mix a beautiful dark green!

Hm, what else has been up with me? Well, I dreamt that I watched my dog get cremated. I knew he felt the flames dissolving his body because he could speak English in the dream, and he was screaming at me, “I feel it, I feel it!” My father made me eat the ashes, and my mom lay down on the table, and my sister gave her the abortion, etc. Then my father shot me point-blank in the head.

Then I woke up and remembered I’m going up to Montauk next weekend with friends, so that’s an event to look forward to. I’m holding on! I’m FINE. More than fine — I’m _well_.

I’m doing well, and I’m going to be doing even better once this damn rain lets up!

I’m sorry, I haven’t even asked how you are… You look pale! Like a ghost! Wait, you’re a ghost of… ME? No… no, stop eating your hand… oh God… oh God…
How could you? Not now, when I’m doing so well!

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