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I am Proud To Say I Stand for the Flag, Kneel at the Cross, and Boogie Woogie Woogie When the Beat Gets Low

Published Friday, December 1st, 2017

Unlike what the Mainstream Media might claim, this is not about “freedom of speech,” or “freedom to stand on the side and do a little two step cause you’re not brave enough to move to the music.” Our forefathers didn’t forge this country so these spoiled athletes, paid by hardworking Americans, could sit in their seats and tap their feet while the rest of us are dancing the night away. Our forefathers worked for our right to boogie. All. Night. Long.

I’m an American, and as an American, I show respect for this country and its God-given freedoms every chance I get. So I am proud to say that I stand for the flag, kneel for the cross, and boogie woogie woogie when the beat gets low.
Standing for the flag shows respect for the great freedoms brought to us by our soldiers, and kneeling for the cross is the commandment of the Lord who grants us these freedoms. Boogieing till you drop is the only way to celebrate these freedoms. And if you don’t like that, you can go find another nightclub.

And make no mistake, I will not let some overpaid and wealthy football players disrespect my flag by kneeling down when the song of our country is played. I will turn the T.V. off. And if any of them fail to boogie when the D.J. turns it up, they will be asked to leave the dance floor and they will not be allowed to come back.

So if you want to be an American and enjoy the freedoms of this free, Christian country, you better practice that slide and get ready to bounce when the music plays loud. And if anyone has a problem with that, I’ll see them on the dance floor.

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