It’s Brad you say you’ve encountered before, then just two more trials ‘fore you pass through the door. Have you come empty-handed or bearing great gifts? A case or a bottle? A blunt or a spliff?
Brought with you eight Natty’s, half a pint of Everclear. Answer the last query correctly and you’ll all be welcome here. With many a man this party is laden, have you come with fellow gents or a couple fair maidens?
Ah, how much you disappoint me, showing up with all gents so abruptly. And with the final question your ignorance shows, the party tonight is strictly for bros. Your presence grows poorly on me like a cyst, why would you should up if you're not on the list? You’ve failed and wasted our time, out of spite we’ll be keeping your liquor and beer for the night.

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