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The little outline of a man featured prominently in the Ikea assembly guides confessed yesterday morning that he is at a loss as to what to do with all this furniture he’s built. Speaking from amidst a vast sea of tables, desks, and bureaus, the man said that he sort of just got into a rhythm, and definitely doesn’t have a use for the majority of the admittedly well-designed items he now owns. While clutter isn’t an issue, due to the fact that the man lives in an expansive white void, he is sure someone else must be in need of the many, many pieces of modular furniture he has constructed. The man added that he can’t shake the feeling that he is constantly being watched.
