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Protesting his friends’ interest in checking out a dark, scary cave, Michael Fitzwilliam shouted, “I’m not going in there,” even though he would eventually go in there and die.
“No way in heck am I going in there,” said Fitzwilliam to his friends, despite the fact that he’d surely be cajoled into joining them in the cave, where he would be killed in the most brutal fashion. “There’s nothing you can do to convince me. No way, no how. I’m not doing it.”
Fitzwilliam reportedly objected to the idea of entering the cave loudly and explicitly. Though his friends egged him on in a lighthearted and jocular way, he responded melodramatically, apparently proving his friends’ assumption that he’s a big wuss.
“C’mon Fitz, don’t be such a big baby,” said Michael Tourney, a friend of Fitzwilliam’s, who would also be killed in the cave. “What’s the worst that could happen? What, do you think there’s a killer in there?”
Sources would later confirm that there was, indeed, a killer in there.
“I heard from Paul Pallinsworth’s sister that there’s a monster that lives in the cave and eats humans,” Fitzwilliam said to the derisive laughter of all of his pals. “You guys can go in there, but I’m going home. That’s that.”
There was then a wipe transition, after which they were all standing in the cave. “Just a few minutes, then we’re out of here,” Fitzwilliam added mere minutes before his gruesome demise. “This place sure gives me the creeps.”
